No Shaving 'til Osama is Caught
When Bush swore he'd get Osama Bin Laden "dead or alive," Washington State teacher Gary Weddle believed him enough that he swore not to shave his beard until Osama was caught. But that was right after 9/11. Five years later, the 43 year-old's beard is over a foot long. In fact, Weddle kind of looks a little like Osama himself. Perhaps we'd have better luck catching Osama if we sent Weddle's wife to Pakistan to find him.